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LOL, didnt CAG think of that problem in one of the earlier posts?

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I like the Godzilla scenario myself. I believe that in a fight between Godzilla and Mothra- Mothra emitted a poison dust that went into the internet and turned into an instant super computer virus. Which fried Cents FA.

And the only way to get rid of the virus is to stand on 1 foot in an inflatable swimming pool (with water), hop around in circles, flap your arms like a chicken, and whistle twinkle twinkle little star.

If that doesn't work then contact the local witch doctor, there should be one in the yellow pages.

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plus you have to wear and inflatable duck around your waist while doing it!

Errrr Cent, You name your computer??????

I do. Guys name their cars, their rifles, etc. F that I named my computer. It's the only woman that's always there for me and never leaves me Although it likes to not do what it's told, curse me out a lot, and it does get jealous.

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Cent I think you need to seek professional help!

Hell- we all do.

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allah no longer exists, for I have killed him. You must worship me instead.

nah I don't need any help, just happiness...

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I could lend you my two bath-time puppets- soap and water.

They keep me company. And like I said- they're nice, kind, polite, easy to talk to, and they don't interupt you.

But they both mean a lot to me, so you'd have to return em

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allah no longer exists, for I have killed him. You must worship me instead.

That's okay I ain't in the shower long enough.

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Geeze.... We need to take this sort of banter to the general board. Lets keep this one on FA...

So check this. I call IP. Me and my CJ flight are coming in hot on a suspected SA-6 site that has already lit up and downed an F-4E near the DMZ. Suddenly, out of no where a mud spike pops up and fires a shot at me. So I'm pulling hard, chaff on, ECM on, and wham! The missile misses! (got ya there huh) So my wingman launches his HARM and blows the site sky-high. Good mission right? Yeah that's what we all think. We continue our patrol and then out of no where, three MiG-19s jump us. We got 4 120s and 4 9s between us so we engage them. Wham bam thank you ma'am. All three are down. Patrol is ending and during our RTB some AAA pops up, nails me hard, so I gotta bail. My wingie gets the gun and radioes mayday. I'm floating down and I land and what would you know, I am greeted by water buffalo.

Trippy huh?

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Damn Cent you are a born narrator!

Doesn't it suck when that happens?

Like- you complete the mission, then you get shot down when you return to base. That's like your space shuttle crashing on landing right after a 6 year trip to mars.

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I hate that... sounds painful!

When you've been flying as long as I have that stuff doesn't happen

haha sounds concieted but it is the truth, being aware of everything is key... as for you Cent looks like you're eating water buffalo tonight.

Jimbo